posted Dec 3, 2015, 5:46 PM by Upali Salpadoru [ updated Dec 16, 2015, 10:28 AM ]
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Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration.
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If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. .
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Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude!
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Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!
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He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
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10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which means - it is a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!!
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So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we choose Marriage, slow but sure!
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Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest has girlfriends!
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All desirable things in life are illegal, banned, and expensive or
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married to someone else!
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“Drinking is our biggest enemy” - Jawaharlal Nehru
“We should learn to love our enemies” - Mahatma Gandhi
Now, whom to follow and which one to choose?
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